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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

iran has actually been using the sonnentunnel to smuggle weapons to hezbollah

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

jesus christ, germany

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Gilgamesh and Applebee's. At Uruk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Did you check your unterwelt??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Aber wo ist mein Bier?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah, that's a world map. a given applebee's won't show up on that scale. zoom in on uruk.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No half price apps for me tonight I guess :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

this is just like when gilgamesh was looking for the secret to eternal life, only it was at an applebees, and the nearest applebees is 500 km to the southeast and 3500 years in the future.

hail a cab and head to kuwait city. it's a 5 hour drive. start now and you might still get those half price appetizers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I am sorry, but this map is wrong. Where is the Bull of Heaven or the Ceders of Lebanon?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Suss water?

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