zebidiah

You know we wouldn't even really need fractions if it wasn't for your stupid inches and feet right?

Metric countries have no real use for them

... and yet, they keep winning election after election after election.

I heard they were thinking about turning the presidential daily brief into either cartoons or a fake news channel stream just to get him to pay attention.... So yeah, Truman show Whitehouse sounds eerily plausible

fellas, is it gay to wash yourself?

Motorcycles!🏍️🏍️💨💨

You're not a dick for getting someone's pronouns wrong... You're a dick if you intentionally and continuously misgender them on purpose.

Disposable vapes should be banned, single use batteries are a crime against nature

But... I like tacos

I've been running a restore image for a few months and it's great!

....soooo Trump voters?

When I was a boy, there was a little hole in the wall ice cream spot... It was LITERALLY a window/counter in a wall. In the winter months, that window sold pizza slices. This is the way.

Also the eu is sanctioning his bff, so he is retaliating on Putins behalf