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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should actually try to get arrested. Be taken into custody during dinner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You could be a competing cummonger in the same city as @[email protected]!

Imagine walking up to the bank and opening your overcoat to reveal the dozens of tied up condoms sewn into the liner in rows with their donor dossiers (maybe you have a number scribbled down in a cocktail napkin, a business card or even the holy grail, a stolen id!).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That’s why I said just collect some and sell it instead. Spend all night milking ubermensch loads and then make your morning trip to the bank.

They love to be visited by the cummonger.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

We get it, you use arch.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (7 children)

You could suck dicks, or jerk dudes off. You could sell your semen to a sperm bank or if you can’t nut, just collect some and sell it instead. Probably sell pictures of your genitals on the subway. Better yet, what if the sperm bank is hiring? You could be the dude who tastes all the samples to make sure they’re not poisoned.

There’s probably other ways but that’s all I can think of rn.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

These Muslim names are getting out of pocket…

Al-Scientist? Fr?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Everybody knows Winstons are the best pregnancy smoke. This is fake news.

It’s good that miku is pregnant though, we need more vocaloids!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

On the other hand, it’s not getting up to speed anywhere as fast as the f150 because it ships with a Detroit diesel and a 69 speed transmission intended for accelerating the cargo of a freight locomotive to highway speeds.

I might be wrong on the transmission. The medium duty ones are apparently used as box truck chassis and shit.

Bring back slow big trucks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That looks fucking sick and it’s probably easier and safer to drive than a light duty truck because it’s some kind of mid/hd commercial chassis with the mirrors and sight lines for people whose literal job it is to not hit people or things.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Android user located

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nice try, blizzard but I’m not falling for the diablo 4 astroturf campaign.

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