I've had a daughter since I watched it last... I really don't think I have it in me to try now.
Thank you for the eloquence, Major.
And Sagan.
This is absolutely the worst timeline.
Wound up with 2 of these over the years and they were the absolute best, but carrying around a Brazilion batteries wasn't ideal.
Way too good for it's day.
This headline almost gives me hope that eventually someone could finally get through to all those poor MAGA.
Maybe some day medical science will accomplish that miracle...
Next up: DeSantis deputizes the attackers feet, claims the smell has religious rights to defend itself, bans any books referring to "stink", and blames the lack of a pregnant woman in a nearby kitchen barefoot for the failure of the ammunition to succeed in the way American ammunition should.
And somehow the smell itself is woke because of tampons or something.
Really channeling that ancestor velociraptor vibe
A technically correct shit post, the best kind of shit post.
"Choose interesting jobs"
THIS! A MILLION TIMES THIS!
The absolute best career choices I've made, in hindsight, were always from the interest in the work or quality of whom I was working with.
Took jobs for less pay, even turning down much higher offers, to choose the gig that was in the area I wanted to expand in.
Never accept just based on "it's a few bucks more". Unless it's twice the pay AND you have something else to gain from the role, always grab the better experience or less stressful spot.
I'm so here for this.
He's also more popular in Russia. Let them have him.
With any luck he'll bitch about lack of McDonald's and fall out a window.