spudnik

"John ~~Marshall~~ Roberts has made his decision, now let him enforce it"

Garibaldi would be a good choice too

I'm disappointed at myself for being even slightly surprised by this

Unlimited prison breaks on the french world

So it's the "dad catches you smoking and makes you finish a whole pack/carton" but it's beer instead. And he finishes the case off in front of you instead of vice versa, and your punishment is dealing with your increasingly inebriated father as he tells you embarrassing stories

Rant: I can't eat any of the food because I'm vegan and apparently no one has any conception of what that means. I am the only one wearing a mask indoors. We are expected to work our entire shift, clock out, then go to another location off the clock. The last part of my 10-12 hour shifts involves washing dishes, so I'm soaked and overheated. It is a Friday, I want to go home. If I'm not aggressively cheerful I hear about it. They raffle off some work branded garbage I don't want. I win a giant rocking camping chair, the box it comes in is like my size. I live in a one bedroom apartment and have no use for it or even place to store it. I have to say thank you convincingly enough to be believed, and no one offers to help me get it into my car while it's raining outside

I want them to remake Captain Planet just so they can introduce a new villain named Hogg Crankley. That name popped into my head today and I think it's the only use case

Love to hear them hooting and hollering, especially right at dusk

The primary should just be him and Newsome in a cage match with thunderdome rules, so that whoever wins at least we'll be rid of the other

You beat me to it. I learned about tarring and feathering in school in the context of the war for independence, when loyalists and tax collectors were targeted. Then later when I learned about lynching it seemed a lot less cool. If we could bring back a collective targeted punishment from back then I'd suggest: removing the offenders roof and doors

Ah fuck YES! I do it absent mindedly sometimes, or other times when I'm trying to point something out to my lovely Dr. Partner and it always makes me giggle

Switchfoot? In my mega?