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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think you’re confusing Garden Gnomes with Weeping Angels 😯

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m impressed that they went out armed with a drill and a pop rivet tool rather than bodging it with No-More-Nails 🙂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Wilkinson is a prime example of why ex-squaddies shouldn’t be involved in making policing policy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems about the right ballpark for a 5 coach set. A 4 car London Underground S stock model train will set you back about £600. It’s no longer the relatively affordable hobby it was when I were a lad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ban pencil sharpeners. And pencils. And pens too, I’m sure Peter Sutcliffe would agree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

When you get to a certain age there’s always a p in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Miss Kane, maths teacher. Not because I liked maths but because she was fucking hot.

Miss Phillips, art mistress, probably getting on for 60 but looked exactly as you’d expect of an artist and drove a sports car like she’d stolen it 🙂

Oh and Mr. Hamlyn, deputy head who was a genuinely decent, clever, and a funny guy who could reduce a class to tears of laughter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

In Surrey. Punching the air 😀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, I’ve had Aygo courtesy cars, they’re quite good fun and can be chucked about a bit too. I’m 6’5” and found them surprisingly roomy inside and not uncomfortable for doing the nipping about that they’re designed for. Of course the advantage of having a Toyota badge rather than a Peugeot badge is that people won’t automatically assume you’re an old fart 😁 (And this matters because I’m only approaching being an old fart 😳)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don’t flush it down the loo. Keep it for your felching hamster.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s a shitting Peugeot, it’s already a mobile trash can 😜

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Oh my eyes! (www.foxtons.co.uk)
 

Subtle decor innit?

 

Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.

 

Maybe they need to turn it off and back on again? 😀

 

01/10/2003 - 09/03/2017 (Professionally known as Frisbee Fencote)

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