sicarius

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

I have Jimothy written on my boiler suit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

That's the one, and the humans making plans were called wallfacers.
Sorry I wasn't sober when writing that comment last night.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is a topic in the 3 body problem series of books. The aliens have photons (?) that spy on everything the humans do so the humans have no way of planning against their attack without them knowing. The humans assign a few people to make plans with no oversight and without telling anyone else their plan.
Highly recommend the books.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

UK keyboards have the " and the @ symbols reversed from the US layout.
And we mix and match our units of measurement. So
milk = liters.
Beer = pints.
Distance = miles (if driving).
Distance = km if running or cycling.
Distance = inches if penis

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I've got some more but my SDAM doesn't help in remembering them.
While my shoulder was broken the final time I realised something was wrong before going to the hospital about it was when my arm dislocated in my sleep and I rolled over so when I woke up my arm was down my my shoulder blade and I couldn't see it, freaked me the hell out, couldn't move.

I got ran over by a car and as it went over my leg it dislocated my hip and my knee and the tyre pushed all the blood down my leg and it burst my foot open.

The time I got mugged and look a kicking loosing my a couple of teeth.

I'm sure there's many more but my mind has either blocked the memories or just straight forgotten the.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am very glad that my mind cannot remember pain.
I once was out flying my 6m kite while my shoulder was broken (unknown to me at the time but I had fractured it several times and the cracks in the front and back of my shoulder socket had met up splitting it in two.) while flying I did a nice big jump but as I went higher the kite went above the tree line on my left and a sidewind caught my kite and took it way off to my right, dislocating my shoulder.
I fell about 5m to the ground.
Then, the kite filled with wind again and tried to take off.
But I had the brake lines strapped to both my wrists so it just dragged me along the ground by my displaced arm through a feild hitting several rocks along the way until it got tangled in some trees.

Also the time the dentists was doing root canal but the anaesthetic didn't work so when his drill broke through the top of my tooth and touched the nerve I screamed and punched him in the face. I felt bad, he felt bad, he gave me drugs and said come back tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, thanks for the game, got accepted recently and have been really enjoying it.
Sadly I've just come 3rd in the parents race at my kids sports day at the cost of pulling my calf muscle so it look like I'll not be getting many steps in over the next few days.
Keep up the great work, I'm looking forward to see how it progresses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, we have saunas at work and I started using them before bed, like you say really helps me sleep.
Then I got one for my home with a whiskey barrel plunge pool. Took a while for the smell of whiskey to disappear though, every time I'd dip into it I'd stick of whiskey.
I've made a little shelf on the window to sit my phone and have a Bluetooth speaker on the floor so I can watch episodes of taskmaster while in there.
Usually have 3 sessions with a cold plunge in between.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably a 3d printer with the nozzle replaced with a paintbrush could do the job. Maybe a tube through the center of the handle to supply paint.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

There are places that serve bucky on tap.
But I wouldn't call it a soft drink.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (13 children)

We have Irn Bru and it's made from girders.

It also has some of the most amazing Adverts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

One day working in Inverness and I'm more burnt than the two weeks I spent in Tunisia.

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