rivan

joined 5 months ago
[–] rivan@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is normal deer behavior. It only gets sketchy if they talk to you.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meditate on why you have that impulse and ask if you can control it or it controls you.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I blame mitochondria

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nothing you said is helpful to anyone with this condition, regardless if you have it or not. Please take your organizers and calendars and reminders and bootstraps and kindly post elsewhere.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The time needed to build a lawsuit, usually about six to ten months

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

You'll eat the fake breast cheese and you'll like it

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Lincoln was already president, so yeah I'd say it's possible.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Zeus to anyone, including himself

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago

My respect, for one.

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah but are they, like, available?

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Go suck a tampon dry

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