Nah, I'll bite
Candidates from the two major parties need signatures from 0.5% of qualified primary voters from their party in the congressional district. For parties not on the ballot for the last election, candidates must collect signatures from 5% of all general election voters, according to state law.
I don't hate this for state~~wide~~ level* offices. Election offices are under funded enough, they don't have the resources to fuck around with every joke party somebody makes.
Ty, I appreciate you throwing these type of breakdowns in the comments of 'national' polls too.