piranhaconda

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
  1. go to Norway
  2. do crime
  3. ???
  4. profit
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How is it worse on the battery than wired chargers? I'm guessing heat?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)

It's more fun when it's your own mother trying to sell her MLM holistic bullshit. No mom, I don't need your snake oil pills, I needed a therapist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just googled "how to lick a drill press" and sadly the AI response is that I shouldn't do it because it's dangerous. Keep trying!

Edit: lick not kick... But kicking is probably dangerous too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was taught this for panic attacks, except it's hard to remember what to do when in the midst of a panic attack. Then I'd just get a bit distracted trying to remember which sense came next, mission failed successfully?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This was in January of 2023, right when chat gpt was becoming popular. So it's possible, but I think it was just a crappy therapist, it was free through my employee benefits. ~6 sessions per year were free, I never used any more, found a real therapist.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Inside every man are two wolves...

Not even kidding. I had a therapist tell me this story once. I promptly found a new therapist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Proxies. I have several full decks that are all fake cards printed from high quality proxy printing sites, ~$30-40 per 100 card commander deck, not sure how tariffs changed the cost, haven't ordered recently, but it was not a US based site. Obviously not legal in competitive play, but I only play casual amongst friends

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oh hey, I do all of these on a regular basis. And regularly got in trouble as a kid for being forgetful, despite the fact that I was a smart kid with good grades. Maybe I should talk to a doc...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't forget, I just don't know which direction that one ran off to!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (11 children)

This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

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