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3-button nav bar all the way. gesture navigation just feels so ambiguous and inexact compared to discrete buttons. I never understood why google decided to copy that stupid anti-feature from ios when they already had a superior system that worked (and still works) perfectly well.

even with a cone?

With a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane

Mainly infinity. Before that I used slide, and before that joey.

just southeast of the midwest

punctuation too

I switched over from my previous instance to rammy.site specifically because it doesn't block any instances and (afaik) no other instances block it. So far it's working pretty well for me. Alternatively, like others have mentioned, you could host your own instance and then it won't defederate anyone if you don't want it to.

Granted. It comes out of your bank account.

Granted. You are now brimming with glee 100% of the time, even when it's completely inappropriate. Now everyone at your grandma's funeral thinks you're an insensitive asshole.

Granted. You lose the ability to feel fear. While this does make you far more confident, it also means you don't hesitate to dive headfirst into incredibly dangerous situations, one of which shortly leads to your untimely death.