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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Bring back break.com you cowards

(They had a video of a car jump that made me laugh every time I saw it and I can't find it any more)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We decided a while back as a family that we will have no Samsung products of any kind in our house. We used to have a shitty fridge and a shitty washer and dryer that I am glad are gone. Although now that I'm writing this comment I am pretty sure there are a few SSDs. Don't tell anybody.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (10 children)

I wonder how he'll make it worse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Oh man now I just need to live to see it!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Always accuse your enemy of that which you are guilty

So the chances are pretty high that they absolutely love it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

That's what you call a rhetorical question, right? The kind that you already know the answer to?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yep but that means you're not buying gas, which is a crime

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, this was that song I heard every just about 10 minutes coming from somebody's car in the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Finally some good news

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Had this conversation with my stepmom. She is complaining that peaches cost $1 each. She thinks this is too expensive and that the cost will go down now. I'm quietly kind of amazed that she thinks that she'll even find a peach that didn't rot on the ground for less than $10 or whatever they will cost once the labor goes up. I didn't say anything to her about it because it just doesn't matter anymore. It is pointless even to converse about any topic. We experience separate realities. She believes happy days are finally here, and I just don't care if she sees another peach ever again in her lifetime. Whatever happens to the peaches is her fault.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So this cowboy puppy comes in here and says: I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw

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