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Honestly there's enough place in places like Guyana and Suriname for you guys

This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee's hand for optimal efficiency

You can't see it so you probably wouldn't be aware of its existence

Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.

These sort of tactics might work if you're with a large group in a public space, if you're one person then it might not be the best idea. Honestly a lot of this stuff is highly context dependent.

When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn't get as much as a single dent. If that isn't an endorsement, then I don't know what is.

Is it up for sale again?! I missed out the last time!

Here's a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.

Dad's in the ether now. Build a portal, go get him back

Hell, I'd jab a pen in your throat right now if I suspected it would somehow improve your health

Replace all the customer facing employees with chimpanzees with webcams that say in sign language: read what's on the website. Whenever someone calls in or opens a chat, they're connected with a chimp. Be sure to also include a guide to ASL on the company website. I guarantee sales will go up

I think it's more about following your passion and just one day finding yourself behind the steering wheel.