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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (20 children)

Any med school student should know how to macguyver an airway in an emergency. They literally teach it in civilian lifesaving classes these days. My guess is this guy was such an asshole, his entire medical staff was like "bruh I am not making the hole, you do it."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (19 children)

I don't know which med school or civilian lifesaving courses you attend - but emergency cricothyrotomy surely isn't a skill that is taught and mastered by any of these I teach.

Cric is a delicate skill that needs repetition and knowledge - it's far from easy and not even close to what is shown in some bad TV shows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Eh I have no knowledge about tracheotomy besides what I've seen on TV but I mean if push comes to shove I'm just gonna jab a pen tube in the victim's throat man, it's gotta be worth a try. /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Hell, I'd jab a pen in your throat right now if I suspected it would somehow improve your health

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