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He has the KGB for that as well!

Piracy never gave me up, never let me down

Kid is a plant to bait some group into doing something. When he fucks it up miserably (and he will, there's no doubt about that) they'll use it as an excuse to double down on militarization and control. Expect it to happen sometime next fall a month or two before the election

Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

They see me rollin', they hatin'

I think it's also the younger users here don't know/remember the time when all Boomers flipped their shit and thought Beanie Babies were THE ONE TRUE investment strategy. They didn't watch their parents blow their entire retirement fund on a scam. Instead they were the ones that actually got to play with them, so naturally they look back on them fondly.

Sure, but millennials weren't the generation that brought us things like this. They thought they could horde them to fund their kids college. I know firsthand, my mom spent hundreds of thousands on them claiming they would only go up. Now she's got nothing. God forbid she buy a fucking savings bond.

So they're essentially nothing but the crispy corner pieces? Fuck yes! Gimme that shit!

The spirits of the ones that he shot in the first panel are still in the gun

NFTs are just beanie babies for millenials and gen z

The Last Starfighter, Flight of the Navigator, and Batteries Not Included: the trifecta of 80s kids scifi