john_browns_beard

joined 5 years ago

Please just let us have one nice thing

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The evil Dr. Fauci was using his antifa mind control device to force our wet president's hand

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The year is 2028 and the only legal protection against communicable diseases is drinking apple cider vinegar and sleeping with a quartz crystal under your pillow

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a bit too hot for me to use regularly, but also very good. A couple of drops vs drizzling on top of stuff.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Literal hot take - El Yucateco Green is the best all-around hot sauce in its Scoville range. The flavor and heat level are perfect, it greatly enhances pretty much any Mexican dish (along with many others).

If those plates are 45s they're the smallest one's I've ever seen

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

TFW niche proprietary software for laboratory instruments critical to the business writes results to a database file that has maximum file size and when it's full the instruments stop working and there's no apparent way to delete old entries

Also backing up and wiping the database has the side effects of disconnecting the instruments and erasing all of their settings, archiving the old entries somehow increases the file size instead of shrinking it, and there's literally no forums or anything on the internet about using this software.

Pour-over for me in the cold months and cold brew in the warm months. I'm too lazy for anything else and I also hate the bitterness in anything that doesn't use a paper filter since I'm a big baby.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, even big cats are Hamas

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Vanilla extract has like six compounds that determine its flavor (still mostly determined by vanillin content alone), they are kidding themselves. I've done HPLC analysis on vanilla extracts as part of my job in the past.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

NSA Listening Post [random letters/numbers], HAARP 5G [town name][random letters/numbers]

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Do my eyes deceive me, or is this a YN cameo on my Hexbear?

 

The link is not 100% but two hunters eating from the same deer population and falling ill at around the same time is extremely unlikely to be a coincidence.

We are essentially one mutation away from this spreading between humans and that would be very, very bad.

 

Forty-eight years ago today, the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, claiming the lives of all 29 crew members. This is the first anniversary of the wreck to occur after Gordon Lightfoot's passing (May 1, 2023).

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/802664

The NHL further cementing its reputation as the least LGBTQ friendly major professional sports league after a whopping seven players didn't want to wear optional pride jerseys during warmups last season. Literally rolling over to keep a handful of bigots happy. Disgusting.

 

I'm kind of bummed about this, the game already has a ton of content but BoTW had some great challenging DLC and ToTK would have definitely benefitted from something similar.

 

Not nearly long enough, but it's beautiful to see another one of these dipshits find out.

 

Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

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