hungryphrog

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Don't forget about water. There are people dying from lack of drinking water while someone uses a bottle or two to cool down a bot after generating an anime girl with 6½ fingers.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for cupcakes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

fuck ai slop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

ahaha animal cruelty funny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Would you like it if someone grabbed you by your feet and killed you by swinging you into a wall? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Apparently it's a common myth that fish don't feel pain. I think it's because they show pain differently than mammals (for example, if a salmon let down an ear-shattering shierk when caught, I think we'd think differently) and people don't want to think about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

And that exterminator truck too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He never was not a villain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where does one acquire toilet beads?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope. Me doomscrolling for hours is very much not satisfying at all. It's just boredom (combined with existential dread and overstimulation).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Caran d'Ache Pablo color pens. My mom got a big set of them when I was little and now I won't use any other coloring pens for my art.

 

Today when I was visiting the marketplace for some new pots, I came across a merchant selling these odd, a bit fabric-like white sheets. He told me that the Egyptians make these from reeds to write on them.

Personally, I don't see a need for such a material. Just use a clay tablet like a normal person!

 
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Another MASH quot(rul)e (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
 

So, I'm planning on buying myself a (second-hand) laptop once I get the money. I'm nowhere near tech-savvy so it has to be easy to use, but also I want something that is built to last, as opposed to certain (looking at you, Apple) devices that are desinged to become unusable within a next couple of years.

Any recommendations?

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Pretty much every time I cry, my nose gets super runny and my throat gets slimy. Why is that?

 
 

So, embarassing story: I went to the baths, took off my clothes, and left my tunic there. I had nobody to watch them because my slave ran away the other day, and when I came back, it was gone. So, if there's anyone nearby willing to lend me an extra tunic, please DM me ASAP. It's getting cold here.

P.S. Does anyone know any good curses to write on my curse tablet?

 

So I'm looking for a tool that can tell me the total cost of things I buy. Like if I buy item A for 1,20€, item B for 5,60€ and item C for 10€, it tells me how much the things I'm buying cost, which would be 16,80€ in this case.

I tried looking it up, but apparently ddg is once again incapable of showing any relevant results.

 

So, I happen to be a king near the Mediterranean (not telling where bc I don't wannna doxx myself), and the other day a messanger ran into my palace shouting "the sea people are coming!".

I told him that there can't be 'sea people' because people live on land and not in the sea, but he kept insisting that there are 'sea people' and they're coming, so I had him drowned to prove that people living in the sea is impossible.

Now all kids in the city are talking about 'sea people' and it's driving me nuts. I hope this trend goes away soon.

 
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