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And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

Maybe it’s the plural possessive, like a possessive youse.

From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

I wonder if they have post-nut clarity.

You know you can get salmonella from plants too, right? And you’re less likely to fully cook them.

The name itself comes from the Hebrew for "to tie firmly" or "to bind."

That explains a lot about the Rebecca I used to know.

Don’t know what to do

Damn, I had a Tandy 1000HX (very much not a 486) and never had to do that. Maybe because, despite having a hard disk, it had DOS on its own ROM.

Red believes in the inherent goodness of humanity. Of course green will pull the lever, so why be stressed?

Alternatively, red is glad the system doesn’t unfairly influence green’s actions.

Every right, legal or even just societal, that you have, down to fucking weekends and 40 hour work weeks existing as a concept, is because people less cowardly than you were willing to fight for them. Not fight with protest signs and stern facial expressions, but literal fights to the death. Like unions in shoot outs against the national guard kind of fights. Your platitudes are the result of brainwashing from an education system that intentionally leaves out the most important parts of history to convince us never to use the only tool that’s ever worked.

I mean, Canaanite babies, livestock, and children (except those sexy virgin girls). Also the Midianites. There’s plenty of precedent for God-commanded genocide in there. And even the most prominent apologists tend to respond with “yeah but it’s ok because God said.”

I was leaning there, but couldn’t resist the idea of Anthony Stewart Head cutting puppet organs out of screaming puppets. And using one of them as a puppet while singing.