formergijoe

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

My big problem is that Harris would laugh. This is fine. /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Because other complete morons will now buy the product?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic." -Phillip J. Fry

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RIP to the squish a penny into a souvenir machine industry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Finally, video games cost as much as Chrono Trigger did when it came out!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Visa Applicant: "I am applying for a work visa to be a translator." Trump admin AI: "blah blah !!!!!!!!!TRANS!!!!!!!!! blah blah. Denied because woke."

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That image makes me think he's going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

Can't get diarrhea if you've got a bowel blockage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now that's a quote I've not heard in a long time.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago

Christine Jorgensen wasn't real either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if one of those trans protesters are green card holders, they'll be disappeared and sent to El Salvador without due process.

 

How many times have you been killed by a team mates dropped incendiary grenade?

 

Donald Trump is on track to be president! Now do I get paid in rubles now, or do I just die in the Night of Long Knives 2: Electric Boogaloo?

 

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