formergijoe

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Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who threatened police joins Justice Department in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

My big problem is that Harris would laugh. This is fine. /s

OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Because other complete morons will now buy the product?

The real question is, which color? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

*Cars don't create congestion" in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic." -Phillip J. Fry

US Treasury confirms the end of the penny in c/usa@ponder.cat
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RIP to the squish a penny into a souvenir machine industry

I'm sure the game prices will decrease, right guys? in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Finally, video games cost as much as Chrono Trigger did when it came out!

*Permanently Deleted* in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Visa Applicant: "I am applying for a work visa to be a translator." Trump admin AI: "blah blah !!!!!!!!!TRANS!!!!!!!!! blah blah. Denied because woke."

Holy Electrolyte in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That image makes me think he's going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

dog rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

Can't get diarrhea if you've got a bowel blockage.

Golden Snitch in c/harrypotter@lemmy.world
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now that's a quote I've not heard in a long time.

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago

Christine Jorgensen wasn't real either.

TDOV Rally ATX, 3/31/2025 in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if one of those trans protesters are green card holders, they'll be disappeared and sent to El Salvador without due process.

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Seconds Before a Team Wipe (lemmy.world)
 

How many times have you been killed by a team mates dropped incendiary grenade?

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We did it! (lemmy.world)
 

Donald Trump is on track to be president! Now do I get paid in rubles now, or do I just die in the Night of Long Knives 2: Electric Boogaloo?

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Israel says it is carrying out strikes on military targets in Iran; blasts heard in Tehran (wapo.st)
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There's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch. (lemmy.world)
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He kept the same tench coat :') (lemmy.world)
 

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