enkille

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 hours ago

i have a tentative "might happen one evening this week" plan and it's causing a similar reaction every single day somehow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

if fancy toilets are your primary concern, i think japan is where you want to go

[–] [email protected] 198 points 5 days ago (11 children)

can my wife and i sell our residency for $5m each?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

just gotta grease the right palms

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

no, that's hatchbackus corpses. close, though!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

adjustable bed to sleep at an incline, or if i'm on vacation in a hotel i make a T-shape out of the pillows to incline as best i can from the waist up. if my sinuses feel clogged at all before bed i might take a claritin or something. exercise to get rid of some body fat also seems to have helped.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 weeks ago

to quote the sopranos: there is no stage 5

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it almost reads as a "pick one" to me if you don't pay attention to the labels underneath

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

if someone could throw together a comic that shows men in black suits approaching the magic sentient jfk bullet in its home and saying they need him for "one last job" that would be stellar

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, what an ending!

Who would have thoughtDarth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?

 

There was a garage full of counterfeit points but they mysteriously disappeared

 

Mine is 3440x1440, same as last year.

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