emizeko

joined 5 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Five-Second Ruler

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After lengthy deliberation and thought, and considering the tremendous talents of many others, I have decided that the person best suited to assume the position of Vice President of the United States is Senator J.D. Vance of the Great State of Ohio. J.D. honorably served our Country in the Marine Corps, graduated from Ohio State University in two years, Summa Cum Laude, and is a Yale Law School Graduate, where he was Editor of The Yale Law Journal, and President of the Yale Law Veterans Association. J.D.’s book, “Hillbilly Elegy,” became a Major Best Seller and Movie, as it championed the hardworking men and women of our Country. J.D. has had a very successful business career in Technology and Finance, and now, during the Campaign, will be strongly focused on the people he fought so brilliantly for, the American Workers and Farmers in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio, Minnesota, and far beyond….

yikes-1yikes-2yikes-3

damn I shoulda seen it coming that he would pick another guy with a five-letter surname ending in "nce"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

yeah I shouldn't have been so superlative but it's looking pretty bad

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

lol Trump doesn't even pay his lawyers

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://xcancel.com/ambercrollo/status/1812866538397139334

Matt used to get really anxious that we’d end up on the street with nothing & i always told him we’d be ok because we have a community that will catch us if we fall. we catch them when they need & they catch us when we need. this past year that keeps being reinforced.

our community is what saved Matt’s life last september, has made everything possible for us since then & it saved his life again yesterday. i have a tendency to isolate when stressed but i know i need people & Matt is a social butterfly & needs to be around people.

so i’ve been working hard on not isolating. i decided to have regular bbqs pretty much every Sunday, as a sort of makeshift church. i’m so grateful for this community & i wanted a way to keep it strong. at our bbq yesterday Matt had a seizure. everyone was so quick to respond.

call 911, help move him to the ground, do chest compression, watch the baby and dogs while we went to the hospital. i don’t know what we would’ve done without them. he’s stable & back to baseline. but this is all to say, yes that banger tweet was sent from the hospital.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he watches SerpentZA and Laowhy86

gulag

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (9 children)

it's fascinating how this venal sack of shit has such good political instincts. if he can pull off a conciliatory feint and deny the pearl clutchers what they want most, Biden may suffer the worst election loss in American history

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

new site tagline please

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(cw: NATOpedia)

Algeria's name derives from the city of Algiers, which in turn derives from the Arabic al-Jazāʾir (الجزائر, "the islands"), referring to four small islands off its coast, a truncated form of the older Jazāʾir Banī Mazghanna (جزائر بني مزغنة, "islands of Bani Mazghanna").

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

good luck shipping water for irrigation in an airplane

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

hadn't heard about the insta account, what's the Epstein angle?

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