emizeko

anointed as the candidate in 2024 in a Soviet-style primary campaign

he means a bottom-up process free of bourgeois media interference, right?

bit idea: a very specialized furniture store called The Ottoman Empire

about kids at the pool running their hands on his hairy legs

we finally beat medicare

"What? No... no, I distinctly remember Joe saying he wasn't going to drop out. Is this a real polling place?"

for the purpose of doing a bit

I'm sorry but the text is pretty hard to read, maybe add a link to the tweet as well

:carl-dismay:

she explicitly attributes it to her mother in the original coconut tree speech

Unburdened Kamala

lost out to her loutish, unprofessional opponent largely on the grounds of being a competent woman

damn I guess she shouldn't have directed all her media allies to promote his candidacy

"listen, I may have never read a book and I'm more than 150 years out of date in my conception of philosophical concepts, but here's this new idea I've come up with that nobody has ever thought of before."

EDIT: sorry I am feeling really pissed off