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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

He's going to endorse Cuomo isn't he?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

Ironically enough if he just kept the stasche it'd look alright.

But seriously fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

BYU and Texas A&M churn out tons of three letter agents.

BYU because Mormon teachings fit well with clandestine work. Texas A&M because it saw the Mormon church being a cult, said "hold my beer" and became an even bigger cult.

Also George senior promoted A&M.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I cut someone off a month ago because I realized he was Brian from Family Guy with a high karma reddit account.

Just fucking insufferable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Mormon church has Norwegian for foreigners class. I rejected offers to go there because foreign Mormon missions are notorious for having CIA in the ranks.

edit: my computer spazzed out on me. Hopefully this goes through.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm the 6969th user hexbear-retro

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Oh hell the fuck no.

Dude was one of Joe Biden's most toxic supporters. Especially after that debate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If tornadoes are the finger of God does that make Tornado Valley the Clitoris?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Oklahoma gets nasty fucking tornadoes

If another EF-5 hits the OKC metro area and radars offline then fuck are they cooked. Especially if it's rain-wrapped.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Join a trade so you can break your joints and then get denied healthcare over it, so you go back to being broke from the drug habit you got from the hard labor and injuries."

Tale as old as time. It's super unfortunate. These folk could make great engineers with their hands on experience and we throw them to the wolves.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

God y'all are hilarious

 
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