diablomnky666

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I usually hop up on their hood and walk across it, or give their trunk a loud smack as I walk past idiots like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ahem, Kent State would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Seeing well doesn't equate to intelligence. In fact you lose +1 INT when you take off your glasses.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Quoth the maiden, "Hit the floor"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do pineapples have to do with this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Fried gagh, p'tak! Gagh is best eaten live.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Might actually get them to turn themselves in:

"There's no way I'm only the 3 of Clubs. I'm definitely the King of Hearts or Ace of Spades. Who do I talk to about getting that changed?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what about those upload speeds? Most cable providers give large download bandwidth, but next to nothing on your upload speeds. Synchronous connections are always best!