dentoid

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would say barbed wire but pringel is closest on this chart

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

But i did vacuum clean it the other day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

When you use a dagger to perform stabilize

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I know the punchline is good as it is but i like to point out that it is actually easier to launch billionaries out of the solar system than into the sun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

SPEAK UP BROTHER, YOU ARE SO DRUNK I CANT HEAR YOU. MAYBE DRINK SOME MOTHERHOGGING WATER AROO

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Motherfucking Bejeröta

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Im the conductor of the poop train!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you write half past eight as 30:8 too? ^^

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