crystal

Is your mom bipolar?

Your parents didn't shoot multiple partners of yours??

Next you're gonna tell me your parents aren't deers

Waterfox

Consuming meat doesn't automatically make you have a balanced and nutrituous diet. If you cared about that, you should inform yourself even if your not vegan.

Also "go vegetarian, keep the [...] fish", lmao.

wtf is new york pizza

There's also a fifth leg in the OP image.

*only applies if your mother or grandmother happens to have made cooking / improving their cooking skills their hobby

I notice zero difference between preheated pizza and non-preheated pizza. What would the difference even be?

Also da greife ich lieber zur Currywurst

All drinking hurts your liver.

lets assume they make $65 million in profit every quarter

Where do you get this number from?

Hasn't Spotify been operating at a loss for most of its existence? Wouldn't that mean they paid 0€ to its creators most quaters (if it was actually calculated off profit)?

Wait til you find out how many people were killed by capitalist governments