cmhickman358

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

West Tuckysas

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They've been force fed the whole "if you ain't first you're last" philosophy for their entire lives to where it must apply to every aspect of life. It has become impossible for them to imagine a life where you can be satisfied without excess.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

Every one of them believes they will be part of the party elite planning committees in the glorious new society. In reality they will all be the garbage collectors and bread line clerks.

The fact that this is coming from a conservative without any hint of irony or self reflection is just goddamn perfect.

Edit: Just to clarify, I am in no way trying to disparage garbage collectors or bread line clerks, I have nothing but respect for our comrades out there doing the necessary works. I'm just trying to highlight the absurdity of this person being a conservative, someone who thinks they'll be welcomed as part of the ruling master race, when in reality they would most likely be down in the completely unregulated and OSHA-free mine shafts as a slave to the ruling class with the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've been saying for a while now that this phenomenon needs one of those overly specific German words

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Oh, so that's what KPop is!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Biden SLAMS Netanyahu

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Makes you wonder when they're going to start printing it as: "GeNoCiDe"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition), Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition), Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Extended Edition)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I also choose this guy's beep. This is the boop. Marvel catchphrase!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

No reason we can't both be frowny coffee mugs comrade!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm the frowny mug filled with coffee

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

They heard there might be acorns there and were too terrified to go near

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