capitanazo

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Hey I'm heading to the store, y'all need anything? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

The Gay Store called, and they're running out of you!!!

Biden awards Anna Wintour, George Soros and Bono with Medal of Freedom in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Vamos Messi y la puta mdre!!!!!!

CR7 could never

Bulletins and News Discussion from December 2nd to December 8th, 2024 - May A Hundred Hazel Flowers Bloom - COTW: Russia in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago

No more half measures Yoon waltuh

US vetoes UN resolution calling for ceasefire in Gaza in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

can you copy paste the article? Its behind a paywall

Found in the punk subreddit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

They forgot that every bus is running over children as they go

Bulletins and News Discussion from July 8th to July 14th, 2024 - Nevertheless, He Persisted in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

a nothingburger with a fizzle drink

Bulletins and News Discussion from May 6th to May 12th, 2024 - The Nagorno-Karabakh Nosedive - COTW: Armenia in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Another Pogacar W

Bulletins and News Discussion from April 8th to April 14th, 2024 - First Iran-Israel War Megathread in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The Adam Friedland Show party

I used "Vosotros sois..." in a conversation last weekend in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

COOOÑÑÑOOO

Tragic Week (Argentina, 1919) - New General Megathread for the 6th and 7th of January 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

binge watching Mr. Mythos and now I have the urge to open my third eye, join the astral world, talk to aliens, became a superstar accountant.

Amazing bit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

DAIRY PRIDE WORLDWIDE

KISSENGER IS DEAD in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

ROT IN HELLL YOUU PIECEE OF SHIIITTT

PLS MR DEVIL GIVE HIM ETERNAL TORTURE, LET HIS SOUL BURN FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

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TrueAnon rules (hexbear.net)
 

  1. Never go to a second location

  2. Always get the interior ministry post

  3. Never get in a helicopter or any small aircraft

  4. If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you

  5. If someone tells your they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later

  6. Never give up your nukes

  7. Never release opposition political prisoners

  8. Never let the opposition delay elections

  9. If someone starts to get into German runes drop them

  10. Never trust a South American with a German name

  11. Never move anywhere for a religion (subsect of rule 1?)

  12. Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy

  13. If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime their fbi (sometimes cia or military intelligence)

  14. Never become a fbi informant

  15. If you do become a fbi informant record everything

  16. Never relinquish your arms

  17. Always get it in writing

  18. If you keep gambling you’ll eventually win

  19. Never talk to cops without a lawyer

  20. Always pay your mercenaries

  21. Don’t let anyone take your passport

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