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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It works with 2G, sure, but I'm not sure how it would work on dumb phones: how messages would be decrypted or encrypted on a dumb phone, without that app?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just this week I installed W11 on a laptop (temporarily, I just wanted to see how it ran on this hardware), and despite being connected to the it asked me, by default, for a username for the local account. I don't know why, but it didn't ask for a MS account first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

When I listen to Friends will be Friends from Queen, in the back of my mind I'm still certain that's from Good Charlotte.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Guess he don' wanna be an American idiot!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like if Peter Capaldi called me a Muppet I would not take it as "adorable" and more like "twat".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also people ~~made a lot of donations in hope of staying~~ bought their way out of hell.

Indulgences were literally sold, those weren't considered donations.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm not a medic at all, but would guess that since alcohol tends to liquefy blood, it could explain why you bruise when you've been drinking. It's also the reason why it's better to not drink alcohol the day before getting a tattoo, as you'll bleed more.

Now, with the inverse reasoning, maybe you don't bruise because your blood is "too thick", whatever that could mean? Maybe ask a physician ?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

At first I thought "This guy's done", then I thought "There are still Russians not indoctrinated, and they got balls. Let's hope it sparkles some things in others".

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Like if this side must be exactly 34 wheel revolutions long, you put a dent on the side of your wheel, you roll it in a straight line, and when your dent touches the ground for the 34th time, you just measured a length with a wheel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something something Adblock bad something something use UBlock Origin.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The only use I have for Google Assistant is to call people when I'm in my car, and even then it doesn't work correctly.

  • "Call <wife's first name>" -> Calls a business in a neighbouring country which happens to have the same (common) name as my wife.
  • "Call <wife's first and last name>" -> Calls my wife.
  • "Call <father's first and last name>" -> Calls another business in the same neighbouring country which name contains my father's first and last name.
  • "Call <father's first name>" -> Calls my father.

Wtf really. Those two businesses must keep wondering who's that number that keeps calling them at absurd times from another country and never leaves a message, because I can never remember who I must use the full name of...

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