caboose2006

Growing up we had 4 egg laying hens. We were swimming in eggs. Literally had to plan meals and baking and whatnot around how many eggs we had. We fed them to our dogs. Granted, it was just my mom and I, but damn we had eggs.

This guy gets it

Three eggs a day? In this economy!?

Make a pulse jet engine

Um, have you tried just not being poor?

Yeah, I'd rather have a puppet Vance than a party completely kowtowed by a rapist felon.

Nobody likes Vance. He'd be a completely ineffectual president. Which is preferable in my opinion.

I saw a bunch of sore losers in 2020. Doubt you had this much smoke back then.

Yep. Musk is a racist anti-Semite. Not surprised he's so well practiced on the nazi salute

So when we met I was unmarried and young. But keep moving those goalposts buddy

I've had plenty of platonic friendships. I lived with one girl for 4 years and we get along great. Our birthday is one day apart and even though we live 1000 miles apart we still celebrate our birthdays together every year. She's married and I've made friends with her husband and I'm married and she's friends with my wife. So yeah, it's possible if you're not a dumb neanderthal and see women as people.

I had a colleague who had been a nurse and I'd show my prescriptions and ask "BS or actual medicine" and she'd tell me. I just started asking her first and she'd type out what I need before I went to the doctor.