bytesonbike

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly thought Larry David inflated his own value to Seinfeld after the show ended.

But after binging on all of Curb Your Enthusiasm... Yeah Larry is quite a guy and the soul of Seinfeld.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd recommend working at a old folks home.

They love banter. And if they have a specific illness, you can repeat your quickly lines over and over.

 

KERRVILLE, Texas (Gray News/AP) – Volunteer firefighters from Acuña, Mexico, are helping rescue and recover teams in Texas after flash floods killed more than 80 people over the Fourth of July holiday weekend and left others still missing.

According to a protective services government agency in Mexico, the Civil Protection Water Rescue Team and Cure Firefighters teamed up with the nonprofit organization Foundation 911 to assist in search efforts in Kerrville, Texas.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If the nerds can figure out how long it'll take to jerk off everyone in the audience... They can figure out how long it'll take for Superman to punch every ICE agent.

 

While tourism is booming across the rest of the world, the U.S. is a notable loser this year as tens of millions of international visitors are choosing to travel elsewhere—costing the economy up to $29 billion—and risking millions of jobs.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

Another distraction tactic.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Going to need that comic book where ICE arrests Superman and he punches a ICE's facemask off to reveal a KKK hood.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

Depends on the time of the day, if Trump/Musk is raging/etc.

 
[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

While I share that sentiment at times, I think about how the rest of the world looks at America.

Like if someone said:

"Americans did this to themselves. Fuck them."

Like damn, I didn't do any of this I'm just trying to survive 😭

 
[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 14 points 1 week ago

If you search for Grok in the tweet history, Grok has said it in almost every single message in the past three days. I can't laugh any harder at this

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dang thanks! Spell correct bitting me hard

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm really excited for Zuckerfuck to get Trump'd. Unlike Musk, he'll do it in the most pathetic way... Raging like a little nerd by writing private temper tantrum emails and everyone in his circle comforts him because he pays them 7-figures.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Well I have news for you, my friend.

(Shows all the weird sex AI chatbots)

 

Vladimir Putin’s government has launched an aggressive campaign to nationalize the assets of Konstantin Strukov, one of Russia’s richest men and the owner of the country’s largest gold mining company. The move marks a sharp escalation in the Kremlin’s efforts to extract wealth from within its own elite as the financial toll of the war in Ukraine deepens.

Strukov, whose fortune is estimated at over $3.5 billion, is the founder of Yuzhuralzoloto—a gold empire built over decades with strong ties to the Kremlin. But on July 5, his private jet was grounded by Russian authorities as it prepared to leave for Turkey. His passport was reportedly seized, and the aircraft barred from departing.

 
 
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