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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Once dead internet finishes manifesting, it'll be simply bots shilling & scamming themselves. The data centers will cease to feed the greedy pigs and will be left for the rats. However, the product will have no time to rejoice for we will already have become addicted to the next big thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How many Snow Troopers? Know anything about the Shackleton expedition?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Thugs" isn't the right word.

Terrorists. Fascistic Lackeys. Brutalizers.

I have plenty of synonymous for these faceless fuckfaced assholes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Exactly. My friend brought it over for me to put together (not an excuse).

Next time I will yell at him about buying wasteful products. A conclusion I came to on my own and goes over well when lectured to friends bearing gifts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

"According to officials; the residence was completely drenched in ooey-gooey sticky-blood-bits due to the homeowner's recent satanic blood orgy. No further investigation will be conducted, as police chief "Brad The Impaler" has concluded that none is required."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oi, I'm but a simple socialist who once lived in a commune, residing in the world's newest fascistic regime! A few of us Yankees still read. I personally prefer to watch the beebs so I can keep up with current trends such as Cockney rhyming slang.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I'm sure they both own plenty of baby oil. Too bad we are the ones getting dry-fucked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If Star Wars was half as developed as Trek, we'd definitely have a scene with a Snow Trooper ice-fishing.

This is great, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mayonnaise, probably.. would work for most Europeans.

For the Western hemisphere, hollandaise or Thousand Island. (Keep in mind, ketchup won't work well with the olives.)

Asia, you're gonna want a few extra things to build it up. Japan got it right with Umami, baby.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Tribbles and barn, say ye?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Here I am on my someteenth rewatchin' of fuckin' Deadwood, scrollin' through my Lemmy feed as the credits roll at the end of S02E08 & I this limp ginger-dick appears on my screen.

Welcome to fuckin' Lemmy. Can be combative!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Vaguely spoiling & not pivotal to plot, however I will amend because spoilers are bad.

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Time to get a chuckle in, warriors.

 

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