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Forgive me, I sometimes forget that there are still places on earth that get cold. It's a completely foreign concept to my mind most of the time.

I don't buy it. Probably just creepily physically restrains her whilst forcibly sniffing her hair and telling her how beautiful she is.

I had hoped you just missed a decimal point but it seems you did not.

I've lived on the coast of Australia most of my life, but I moved a good couple of hundred kilometres inland last year. I'm really looking forward to having waterfront property again pretty soon.

Hell, it's already too hot for human habitation here most of the year. I might as well enjoy the view before I croak.

My money is on a devout Jewish gentleman offended that women had some kind of representation anywhere.

There is absolutely no way that Richard the hamster Hammond actually spent three nights like that with a humpee for cover and a poxy fire for warmth.

Just out of shot was the fully heated, luxury caravans fully stocked with booze that he and the crew actually stayed in.

Don't take anything you see in the show too seriously. Just enjoy it for what it is... brilliance.

How often does your car go flat bro?

Fuckin worth it, baby.

The police exist to protect state and corporate assets, they are not here to help people like us. Do not call them, ever, under any circumstances. All you are doing is inviting trouble into your life. Do not talk to them. Ever. Nothing good will come of it. They put on that uniform, they are no longer human beings. Treat them like the rabid dogs that they are.

Fun fact: polycystic ovary syndrome can make women produce way too much testosterone. Not a fun thing to have but it can absolutely make you horny as hell.

You become like a wild animal. Every sentient creature with a pulse is evaluated with simple criteria: fuck or kill. Sex drive off the charts, faster recovery, harder erections and just pure animalistic sex.

A shame it's so fucking expensive or I'd sit on a cruising dose for the rest of my life.

You only need to inject testosterone once to understand why this is the case.

It could grip it by the husk!