autokludge

Pretty sure the strong smell of 'lynx' or 'axe' style spray just enhances the repulsiveness of BO stank.

Nah, just using one of those handy pens with blue, black & 2 red ink. ;)

I think there is a similar effect with speed-reading v slow-reading. Slow reading gives me time to mull over and digest what I'm reading, while speed can be good to skim for information.

Be careful out there..

ILoveCandy

(yes sir)

Huh, dickhead confirmed

Haven't done this type of optimizing in a long time, I had a quick look at the network graph for your front page (F12 dev tools in desktop browser), my understanding is it looks like you are getting blocked from loading additional resources (fonts + background) until your style sheets are fully read --pink line is document loaded i believe.

It may be worthwhile to experiment with adding some preload links to the html template? or output? like below and assessing if it makes things faster for you.

<link rel="preload" as="image" href="https://volcanolair.co/img/bg1-ultracompressed.webp" fetchpriority="high">

<link rel="preload" as="font" href="https://volcanolair.co/fonts/Inter-Regular.woff2">

<link rel="preload" as="font" href="https://volcanolair.co/fonts/Inter-Bold.woff2">

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They are still around, but maybe not what you are expecting.

Why do you want to exit? Just :terminal

(Score:4, Funny)