androogee

Still being on Twitter? Immoral and destructive, but still legal.

In before one person replies, "nothing ever happens 🙄 obviously real," and another person replies, "it's just a skit 🙄 nobody thinks it's real"

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a cow baller

Some people definitely need to read more fucktheory.

Where have all the small ots gone?

Those who always want to correct usage of the word 'ironic', much like those who use 'whom' as the subject of a sentence, are trying to signal intelligence but revealing stupidity, and can be dismissed pretty much entirely as people to take seriously.

I have given up hope that act 3 will ever actually be released. It's easier not to hope. 😂

Too liberal, TAKE TO THE SEA

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

I was at the Act 2 release show, it was fuckin rad. They played both acts back to back.