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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 286 points 11 months ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[–] [email protected] 218 points 11 months ago

Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

[–] [email protected] 154 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Too liberal, TAKE TO THE SEA

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[–] chicken 143 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan's politics board

[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

If we don't count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Enough to have low birth rates.

[–] [email protected] 135 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

[–] [email protected] 107 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Segregation was the..." QuickTime Event "worst thing to happen"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Also I'm super into female's rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to... Can I see your boobs now?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I like female bobs

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The SS think you can't spot them if they take their cap off.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

removes skulls from cap; leaves swastika on arm band

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Insane how deranged fuckers think the "center" is back in 1950.

"I'm not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all."

"Things didn't used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I'd take care of my woman"

Shit these guys say and legitimately think they're not being nuts.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

more likely something about "the jews"

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you're so far right you're actually left, ????, profit

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

You can just tell when someone is sounding you out to see when they can drop their real belief that women and coloureds should be the property of white men.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn't take you seriously.

[–] ArmokGoB 21 points 11 months ago

My SO and I scream "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" at each other as a greeting.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Finally, some good dating advice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
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