Zefjor

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a house than cry on the streets.

Keju

That's just a misspelling of the word "thing"

Edited to add: I think the problem was that the person confessed to their crush after they had three dates where they also probably already confessed which I assume was extremely embarrassing for them given the post.

Where I'm from, optometrists always ask "one, two, or are both the same?" I've never had any issue with that.

I love how the cat looks so done with life!

Seeing as this was a few years after Perry's gunboat diplomacy, Japan had finally opened up trade relations with the rest of the world. It's no wonder that during this period, Japanese items were a huge hit with the upper classes at the time, birthing the first Japanophiles. In other words, weebs were a 19th century thing! (Edited cuz typo)

Come now, let's say it how it really is: Jesus is very clearly a lich!

That's most likely the result of a lot of dust/dirt and wind I think.

I'd love to see a resurgence in popularity of cravats just because they look cool as all hell.

The Steel Samurai ringtone from Ace Attorney. I don't know why I love it so much.