also, the movie will establish the big sword build as the canon Elden Ring build.
It has to be Dual UGS. You want your action scenes to be readable? Fuck you, here's the protagonist flailing about with two hunks of metal as big as he is.
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Don't know about the hatchery because I wasn't about to go to a nursery and start blasting, but as far as I'm aware you can kill everyone before talking to Vlaakith's hologram without offending Laezel.
Here's what I believe happened to Atlantis, some fucker forgot they left the tap on, and then went on holidays.
I have found incontestable proof that I am right, and you are stinky.
I believe this is the mostly likely course of events and both smugly and patiently await my Nobel Prize in big brain having.
genocide is bad but trying to liberate your people via direct action is worse.
A while back, I was talking to a bloke who liked Don't Look Up and I called it Hellstar Remina for bluesky libs.
The fact that he's just out there slowly getting bigger does leave the worrying possibility that he will be back though
Obviously to hide the cosmic horror puppeting the person on the right.
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Half-off already? I don't know if this is 
or that thing where chocolate bars have been getting gradually smaller.
Outside of some sorta cracker "I'm 10% Irish" blood quantum bullshit, "half Jewish" could mean that they are Zera Yisrael I.e. their dad was Jewish but not their mum and thus they aren't considered entirely Jewish by some of the more orthodox sects.
Dr Who rant incoherent geopolitical metaphor edition
The Doctor and Belinda go to space Eurovision but uh oh, terrorists from the genocided helian people are about to spoil the show. On the bright side, I can appreciate Andor in a new, brighter light after seeing how badly Dr Who fails to say anything while tackling the concepts of imperialism and genocide.
But it's ok, an assimilationist liberal got to sing on stage at the end.
The good:
- I'm really groping around for something positive to say but, some of the various background aliens were cool.
The bad:
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the irritating fawning about the reality TV micro celebrities that cluster around Eurovision like pilot fish around a shark.
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the marvel quippy ass "did he just shoot his self into an airlock with a glitter cannon?" scene.
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the confused mess that is the core political statement.
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the thread around the Doctor torturing Kid because he's angry being dropped way too abruptly. It's like they wanted to make the Doctor more complex and less heroic but couldn't be bothered to put any narrative work in.
Overall:
Fuck this episode. This one is joining Kerblam in my seething hatred. Fuck everyone involved with this, may they spend the rest of their career trapped in the BBC's gritty cop drama mine.
Remember kids, genocide is bad but trying to liberate your people via direct action is worse. The only way you can be liberated is by asking nicely after you've been assimilated into the imperial structure.
Mrs Flood turning out to be the Ranni may finally shut up the fan speculators who keep headcanoning every woman that shows up more than once as her.
First part of the series finale next week. For better or for worst this series is almost over.
Reminder, this is the fool that made that incoherent snitch document that claimed Russia had influenced all black people in the UK via Novara Media.
So much of the tense parts of this film is shot like it'd be a found footage film if it'd been made five years earlier.
Curse you, autocorrect!
This inched its way into my mind this morning so now you fucks have to suffer with me.
Shitty stand-up comedian voice
I get no peace I tell you, I tell you.
I went to the doctor because my ears are playing me up. She says it's an outta ear infection and prescribed me some acetic acid. So now I smell of vinegar all day.
She advised me get some over-the-counter salt water spray. I tell her, "doc, you got me spraying vinegar down my ears and salt up my nose, all I gotta do is stick a potato up my gob and you won't be talking to a man you'll be talking to a fish n chips shop."
Honestly, other than that terrible Eurovision episode, it's been a good series overall. Some of the best Dr Who in recent years.