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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Hey Brian if you’re in helI reading this I just want to say I’m sorry. Sorry you got waxed? No I’m ok with that. Lets be honest it was probably the best outcome for everyone including your family. I’m just sorry you’re being compared to Hitler. You were an Eichmann at best. They did you dirty bro.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I need some antacid tablets stat

[–] [email protected] 70 points 8 months ago

Assad is gone? Wow. I didn't know that... he led an amazing life. What else can you say?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The cops turned on him too lol. Anyone with less than a few million dollars in assets can get got by the medical industry and they know it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Mujica has been described as "the world's humblest head of state" due to his austere lifestyle and his donation of around 90 percent of his $12,000 monthly salary to charities that benefit poor people and small entrepreneurs. An outspoken critic of capitalism's focus on stockpiling material possessions which do not contribute to human happiness, he has been praised by the media and journalists for his philosophical ideologies; Times Higher Education referred to him as the "philosopher president" in 2015, a play on words of Plato's conception of the philosopher king

Mujica has drawn worldwide attention for his simple lifestyle. He has used a 1987 Volkswagen Beetle and his 60-year-old bicycle as means of transportation. In 2010, the value of the car was $1,800 and represented the entirety of the mandatory annual personal wealth declaration filed by Mujica for that year. In November 2014, the Uruguayan newspaper Búsqueda reported that he had been offered 1 million dollars for the car; he said that if he did get 1 million dollars for the car, it would be donated to house the homeless through a program that he supports.

"I see that there are many young people here; as an old man, a little advice: Life can set us a lot of snares, a lot of bumps, we can fail a thousand times, in life, in love, in the social struggle, but, if we search for it, we'll have the strength to get up again and start over. The most beautiful thing about the day is that it dawns. There is always a dawn after the night has passed. Don't forget it, kids. The only losers are the ones who stop fighting."

[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'll be very surprised if the shooter is taken alive. The bourge are shocked by the show of support and they don't want to see a trial play out in the news cycle for a year or two. Imagine the shit storm if the jury found them not guilty.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

the co-pay killer

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Is Russian beer any good?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Aleppo city of 2 million taken by 2500 insurgents

Syria has fallen because Aleppo

Assad is finished just do the right thing and step down

Russia is incompetent and also bogged down in Ukraine they can't help you

Iran will take weeks to get troops there you should just surrender

Syrian comms are blowing up in peoples pockets just toss your comms before they go off

Syrian military abandoning armored vehicles when faced with small arms fire.

Maybe it's all true but I'm getting this in real time when it usually takes weeks to get accurate info from Aleppo and it feels one sided.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
 

I don't know joe. Maybe he would have beat them senseless and arrested them like you did to Black American students protesting your support of Israel?

Just seeing biden's face makes me physically ill at this point. I don't know if I can put up with 6 more months of campaigning. We haven't even got to the part where trump says fash shit everyday and gets headlines. I really don't want to be an american anymore.

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Picked up the sea salt one at Muh-nards this morning. Comes with menards 11% storerwide mail in rebate so final cost $ .69 Whoever gets that kidney they need you're welcome.

 

unilaterally declaring year of our lord 2024 as Year of the Cat

 

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M16 (hexbear.net)
 

THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE.

MY RIFLE, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS. I MUST FIRE MY RIFLE TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I WILL.

MY RIFLE AND MYSELF KNOW THAT WHAT COUNTS IN THIS WAR IS NOT THE ROUNDS WE FIRE, THE NOISE OF OUR BURST, NOR THE SMOKE WE MAKE. WE KNOW THAT IT IS THE HITS THAT COUNT. WE WILL HIT.

MY RIFLE IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE. THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER. I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES, ITS STRENGTH, ITS PARTS, ITS ACCESSORIES, ITS SIGHTS AND ITS BARREL. I WILL EVER GUARD IT AGAINST THE RAVAGES OF WEATHER AND DAMAGE AS I WILL EVER GUARD MY LEGS, MY ARMS, MY EYES AND MY HEART AGAINST DAMAGE. I WILL KEEP MY RIFLE CLEAN AND READY. WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER. WE WILL.

BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY RIFLE AND MYSELF ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.

SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS AMERICA’S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!!

 

LMAO

I smell a capitalist advertising scam (any PR is good PR) but still funny.

 
 
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APEC Summit Q & A

Xi: ....and global warming is an existential threat to humanity so the CCP is committed to ....

Me(a tankie): Sir?

Xi: ....doing our part to help mitigate th....

Me: Sir? Sir? Um hullo yes uh could you pls refer to your party as the CPC?

Xi: What did I say?

Me: Comrade you said the CCP and I think you meant CPC. It's not a big deal but the chuds use CCP and when you refer to it as such your just giving them power it's not helpful.

Xi: (shrugs) CCP/CPC what difference does it make? (motions to security)

As I'm dragged out of the auditorium I shout: "COMRADE LIKE I SAID IT'S RLY NOT A BIG DEAL ACRONYMS SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD I'M NOT MAD THO.

We pass the exit and I see a reporter by the door. "Pls don't write down that I was mad."

 
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