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Picked up the sea salt one at Muh-nards this morning. Comes with menards 11% storerwide mail in rebate so final cost $ .69 Whoever gets that kidney they need you're welcome.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What no picture of him doing that forced pain smile for thumbnails on the package?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

god we really live in a late enough capitalist hellscape where "celebrity philanthropist" is actually a job title now? complete with his own line of chocolate bars? fucking hell, lenin please come back

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I mean that's not too far from what a lot of robber barons did after getting sufficiently wealthy by, you know, robbing. Though just leaning in and directly merchandising with it rather than like, funding libraries and (often dubious) charities, really ought to undercut the "philanthropist" reputation. I guess this is as good as we get now

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a few kids and one of them is fucking obsessed with these. He wants to be Mr. Beast when he grows up. America has fallen.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He wants to be Mr. Beast when he grows up

Tell him he can't and that you have to be born rich to do what he does.

A great way to radicalise kids is to tear away the lie they're told that they can choose what they want to be under capitalism

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately he's not my kid and I'm not gonna tell other people's kids stuff like that. He'll get it though his mom is real good and she gets it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Good mom's are wholesome

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The word "feastables" does make me think it's for my dog, for some reason. A dangerous game we are playing here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well don't leave us hanging, how was it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I think this chocolate is notoriously dogshit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

How I picture WilsonWilson talking about muh nards

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ngl, it's chocolate. It's my vice. I'd buy a couple at that price.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's real shit chocolate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn’t his drink just come out with like 3x your lifetime amount of PFAS?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think that was a different YouTube person

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i didn't get what the point was here until i read the comments, i thought it was about the price drop

i would've had no idea what this was in a store if i just saw it on a shelf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd eat a lot of dogshit chocolate for 79 cents a pop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd buy a box to dole out on ebay in 20 years

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This might be off topic, but what is grass-fed milk? How the hell do you feed milk in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Grassfed cows make grass fed milk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Its a silly thing that means nothing, all cows eat grass as its the cheapest thing to feed them.