Weedian

joined 4 years ago
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

feed it until the crow brings his friends then feed them until they bring you shiny things and become the CROW MASTER

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

dimorphodon and hippopotamus

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

just walk in, demand to see the boss and give him a firm hand shake. that'll do it

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

that didnt take long. im grateful they didnt explode them at least

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

"drone strike is approved"

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Everywhere near me the cosigner needs to prove they have income at least 5x the monthly rent

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sweer potato

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

yeah because its quite and nobody expects anyone to be "productive" at 2am. but now i gotta wake up for work at 5am so I dont get to do that anymore

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

should have hired more guys

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Weedian@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

It was hilarious when dim tool got owned recently by a guy who makes videos exclusively about skateboarding and malded about it for weeks

 

lol, lmao

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Weedian@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

Mine is the one with Master Shake hands

 

DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE

 

More like ticket ASS-ter. I sure love monopolies.

Crazy this show in February that is on pre-sale with a code from the band that went on sale 4 hours ago is like 2/3 sold out already

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