look up the SWAG method, they shoot a bunch of filler into you benis.
...there was a trueanon episode about it ok. one of the funniest things I've ever heard is some guy got it done and when he had sex with his gf after she was like, "what did you do? why would you do that? I liked the way it was before!"
nice try zarflax, youll never get me to watch SNL
Buy my snake oil
no idea. my parents went last year and speaking french will get you a long way according to my dad who speaks french.
you could buy a phrase book that spells things out in english phonetically, you'll sound like a dingus but it would work
I found a english-vietnamese phrasebook PDF http://www.culturalorientation.net/resources-for-refugees/phrasebooks/english-vietnamese-phrasebook-with-useful-wordlist , its not phonetic so the accent marks are gonna be tough since its a tonal language
text to speech could probably work though
Vietnam
Critical failure: you forget the names of your children
A member of this band took part in student communists taking over a Japanese university and was part of a crew that hijacked a plane to go to DPRK but the pilot was a dick and landed in south Korea
Looks good! I had roasted brown sugar squash and apples with my dinner tonight too
He's fired
my dick split open and locusts flew out!