overview for WadeTheWizard

Cracked Piece of Metal Heals Itself in Experiment That Stuns Scientists in c/physics@mander.xyz

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

New battery tech shocks scientist after breakingthrough insulated casing.

Hmmm in c/hmmm@lemmy.world

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

Father, you promised me flesh.

Nebraska cops chase stolen car into pole; two teens hospitalized in c/thepoliceproblem@lemmy.world

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I fail to see how stolen and totaled in a police chase is in any way better than just stolen.

what once was in c/internetfuneral@lemmy.world

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

I was so sad to hear that they went extinct due to overphishing

Question for God in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

Creating character art when you're not practiced at drawing? in c/ttrpgs@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My go-to strategy for making character art when I really didn't want to do everything by hand was to open Heroforge/videogames, build the character, screencap, then trace and color it in an image editor.

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It was one of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything episodes where the crew and several others were stranded on a desert island. They ran out of food and had to decide who to eat based on who wasn't living by Jesus' teachings. The weirdest part was that it kept switching between parodying Gilligan's Island, Lord of the Flies, and Lost. The plot was really hard to follow up until the cannibalism musical number, then it kinda fit together.

Honestly I'm surprised they even released it as it was since, as far as I remember, it's the only episode that showed any actual violence, even in a toned down PG kind of way.

They have a complicated relationship in c/baldurs_gate_3@lemmy.world

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Her ponytail weighs like, 20 pounds. Ain't no way she's got the neck strength to support that for a full adventuring day.

I've just discovered the wealth of mad RPGs that Grant Howitt has written in c/rpg@ttrpg.network

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am going to force my friends to play Sexy Battle Wizards, at sword point if necessary.

Aerodynamics of a cow in c/importantvideos@lemmy.best

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is it not a sphere?

Royal Service in c/humor@beehaw.org

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...Regrettably, I have failed in my mission... But perhaps you can keep the joint lit... There is an old saying in my family... Thou who art stoned, art chosen... In thine exodus from the couch, maketh pilgrimage to the Ancient Kitchen... When thou openeth the The Fridge of Munchis, the fate of the Stoned thou shalt know... Well, now you know... And I can die with hope in my heart... Oh, one more thing... Here, take this... A bag of Funyuns, an Stoner favourite...

30 years old rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Looks like one of the Megaman Battle Network games