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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Break into the locker and take your shit lmao wtf who do they think they are

I think I'd actually call the cops if I couldn't break into the locker and make somebody explain to the cops why my stuff is behind a lock

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Imagine having not one, but three goddamn twitter accounts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Aw come on gay furry hackers, don't go after nuclear power. Fuck with something that's like unambiguously awful

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Time for reddit user "IM_RIGHT_ABOUT_V22" to be born

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd have fumbled it so bad that they ended up together

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All I know is that everybody says retirement homes are full of horny old people fucking all the time so maybe? Either that or old people just don't care as much about attraction and are just happy all the parts still work

My guess is as an adult you'll always be attracted to women around the 25-35 range most but maybe once you get old you'll also find some stuff to appreciate in grannies

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Literally just some regular dudes lmao these people are such fucking cowardly losers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

That's so based but I gotta admit I fear the IRS too much to go that far lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just absolutely full of posts misinterpreting every single thing that happens in the US as evidence of a grand evil conspiracy by the US government to bring more suffering to the world

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Why the fuck do I recognize Kim Jong-un's daughter I'm so fucking bad at faces

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hogwarts Legacy was conservatives' Hogwarts Legacy. GTA is a series for apolitical centrist types who like le sexy lady, make fun of current trend, and shooty shoot

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