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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

For me it depends, is this like a babyfaced 22 year old, or is this a lil 16 year old actual baby? If closer to the latter then let em be

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

This is why cars must be abolished

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Not if I put green food coloring in it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

like America ten years from now; after Nixonian gangsters assassinated the Emperor and were elected to power in a rigged election

sicko-wistful

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

How the hell did they miss the red white & blue connection by turning the word christmas partially blue to highlight the "christ" part smh

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Is this gonna be another example of conservative "comedy" where they get so mad at their own strawman halfway through the joke that they forget there's supposed to be a punchline

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

You're a stranger on the internet and thus should be ignored. Derail the fuck outta that shit op sicko-hexbear

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Several times in fact, big pisser today, my parents would be proud

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

I've done so much voter fraud

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Where I live it's impossible to comfortably exist outside except in the winter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

sicko-fem maybe 94% of your body

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

YTA because I knew Mary and her tits were way bigger than that, you're really underselling her here

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