TheLowestStone

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Only reason we are paying attention to them at all is for the future criminal trials.

I'm paying attention so I won't be surprised when the second civil war starts.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I remember this thread. One of the responses was from someone who thought that the beep his car made when locking the doors got quieter when activated from further away.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Nah, fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

If that doesn't work they'll just declare that all adults are now children.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh good, we can all consider this matter officially resolved.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

If they don't send you to a lab for the test, it's often just a scare tactic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Did you look? The sample date is on the top right and the date and time that it was printed is on the bottom left.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 4 days ago (11 children)

I hope they at least give him the Luigi treatment.

Luigi, or whoever actually did it, had the decency not to harm anyone's family or pets. This motherfucker deserves far worse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

but no one at the party seemed sufficiently impressed.

Sorry to hear that. I am impressed. My parents never put that much effort into anything like that for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

It was (maybe still is) on Game Pass which gave it a ton of exposure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

An average of 45 percent of Americans disapprove of Trump’s deployment of the Marines and National Guard in Los Angeles, while only 37 percent approve.

37% is way too high

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If we would all listen to Lemmy, we would need to boycott: Nintendo, Sony, Windows, Ubisoft, Activision Blizzard, Pokemon, Disney+, Netflix

I do boycott all of these as well as EA (made an exception for Split Fiction), most fast food restaurants, and I am trying to use Amazon significantly less.

 

Has anyone found a solution to Peacock not working on Linux? I am just starting the process of removing Google and Microsoft from my life so I am very new to Linux.

 

I guess days passing is woke...

 

Don't you ever get tired of finding coins, gemstones, generic art items, and magical items? OK, maybe not magical items...

As a long time DM, I certainly got tired of handing that stuff out. That's why I decided to make a conscious effort to embrace setting-appropriate realism when placing loot and creating random tables in my current campaign.

For example, the party journeyed through an ancient elven city that had once existed within massive, living trees that were now blighted and petrified. Each tree/building was well over 1000 feet tall and were more likely to be inhabited by monsters at higher levels While exploring the city, they passed through a variety of districts that were themed and named. Loot was then determined using tables based on district type and altitude.

The first tree they went through went like this:

  • Lower levels - residential district - loot found: sweet smelling soaps with dried leaves and spices preserved inside, a badly water-damaged book of fairy tales, some coins and basic gear found on the corpse of a dead adventurer

  • Middle levels - temple district - loot found: scented oils, decorative holy symbols, material components for cleric spells, ancient vestments, incense and a lavish burner

  • Upper levels - market district - loot found: a rare magical item, ancient promissory notes from a bank, a very complex lock with 2 keys, ancient cookware and pottery

The journey both to and through the ancient city was... harrowing. I'm running an eldritch horror campaign and this was point in the story when the horror started really ramping up.

That's why, after exiting the forest, our barbarian, Arthur, felt the need to blow off some steam by pranking our fighter, Clive. While keeping watch, Arthur dug out an ancient clay pot and filled it with warm water. Then Arthur totally biffed a stealth roll and woke Clive up while putting his hand in it.

When asked what he was doing, Arthur stammered for a moment before saying, "You found those soaps and scented oils in [the city], I thought I'd surprise you with a nice manicure."

This started a runner between those two that lasted for months and got the ball rolling on some character growth for Clive who was learning that he REALLY likes the finer things in life.

How has creative non-magical loot influenced your campaigns/characters?

tl;dr: The barbarian gives the fighter a manicure.

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