TheFinalCapitalist

Same but with no actual release date, I'm going to remain cautiously optimistic

I remember a shitpost from 4chan, of a dude who bought a alpha particle emitting hunk of metal and taped it to his balls. I'm almost certain this is truely the only fool proof way of maximizing your cishet alpha male stats

The clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

I did consider this, and now black skinhead is the only song of his I listen to

My roommate had his sister n her kids over for a bit, two 7ish yr old boys and when they were bein overly rambunctious I told them they were bein very Ohio rn. The gasp and looks on their faces while whispering "Ohio...." Was priceless. They ran up to me and punched my leg sayin to never call them that again

Hi I have some fresh living headless human bodies to sell you, 100% authentically organic and lab grown

I missed the random posts about hexbears brigading dumb lib takes, the spectre lives agane!

Nono in fantasy land Harris would've 100% put an end to the Palestinian genocide if only you people would've voted!

SCP has to be one of the wonders of the internet. Such a cool little collaborative universe that anyone can contribute to. Why yes this idea of a sentient toaster who turns anything you attempt to toastify in it into weapons grade plutonium? And the toaster feels bad about this cause it understands how destructive its power is? Well it probably exists as an SCP containment article but if it doesnt fuckin let'er rip

what????????????????????

I literally turn off everything that sends notifications, mfs can wait till I actually go on my phone for me to respond to shit. Cept bandle, stupid little guess the song game can remind me to play it everyday