TheColonel

Orange Julius.

I get it!

I’m so glad you posted this! As a current donor, I was about to do so myself.

Thank you for spreading awareness and helping keep our summers just a little more magical!

It’s sad that all I needed to do was know that Amazon bought them and put the rest together based on a long list of shit they just ruined.

I’m guessing Amazon bought them and dicked everything up.

Guessing, I have no idea if that’s true but it would add up.

This isn’t method it’s just thorough research.

I think a good contrast to this is when my dad saved a goose he accidentally snared in his fishing line. If flew straight across mid-cast.

He had to reel it in while it honked and freaked out and and tried to bite him but after that, they were pals.

Brought its goslings to see him on subsequent visits and everything.

He literally puts on Japanese face. His eyes are done up and everything.

Still says ASS.

While those are all bad, let’s not forget to thank Oprah.

Which character, etc?

What if I told you that not only do I believe it but I’m not even surprised.

I have taken those rides and they are the absolute best.