I think this insanity exists in the UK as well. When I lived there I once bought a bottle of orange juice that proudly proclaimed it was "served at the queen's breakfast table" or something.
It was the least enjoyable orange juice I ever tried, it tasted like medicine.
I did, years ago, it worked perfectly. This was when DX9 was an option for it though, but given since then dxvk / etc. came out the DX11 renderer should not be an issue. In fact I'd be surprised if the game didn't run as-is without any tweaks.
I suggest using the gog version. appdb suggests installing vcrun2010 might be needed but again, test beforehand.
I probably need to 
Opened your link and immediately came across porn
Please CW it
they've dispatched elite Hamas operatives to my location
You're in for a treat. They'll share their food and train you in hand to hand combat if you're into it
How did they even function, jesus
Mind you in my country they were happily providing red wine to children in elementary school cafeterias as late as 1956. Parents would give them like half a bottle to carry to school in cases where the schools didn't provide it
Why does the general public need to know
Even in a police state like the US this is ridiculous
It's basically a broadcast version of 
Been doing the same for years. Bought a cheap electric hair clipper thingy, and I just use it at its shortest setting, once every few days. It takes minutes at most.
One of the multiple lemmy newcomers that defederated from us; in their admins' words, because we apparently "deny certain genocides".
@[email protected] what "genocides" would those be exactly ?
They're a proudly-self-described libertarian that got dunked on here a few weeks back.